Mitch Griser Journalism 1You’re eating your chicken sandwich, or your chicken bits, or maybe even your chicken salad; when all of a sudden you’re hit by your favorite orange vegetable. Carrots are great food weather they are whole or baby carrots, slap a side of ranch dressing with that and your good to go. But it seems like more and more your favorite veggie is being used as artillery.
You better duck and cover before you’re pegged in the head from across the lunch room. An unofficial report said that anywhere from 3 to 93 students were admitted to the hospital after taking a fatal blow to the head or chest. The slippery monsters can easily be squeezed until it burst out of your fingers and go flying. But it seems like people are making deadly blows from crazy distances; so the question had to be asked who is training these root snipers. After grueling interrogation and countless interviews it was made clear that al qaeda was behind these high school antics. It seems like these days no one is safe. So grab your helmets and keep a good look out, or you might get knocked out.
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