Monday, May 23, 2011

Cult of 12



Can you say 12? Do you want to be awesome? If you answered yes to either of these questions you may want to consider joining North High Schools newest cult. The cult is called The Cult of 12 and it is slowly taking over our school. The cult has been known to point out the number 12 very frequently and if someone mentions the number 12 they will repeat it several times.
The members of the cult include Mario Tuccitto, Peter Wagenbach, Taylor Ogne, and Andrew Otis. They won’t be the only members for long because the cult is spreading and is in very high demand. The Leaders of the Cult of 12 are Wagenbach, and Tuccitto. The only ones who have been lucky enough to be recruited are Taylor Ogne and Andrew Otis.
It is quite an honor to be recruited, because it is not an easy cult to get into, it takes skill and a lot of 12. When cult leader Mario Tuccitto was asked what he likes about the cult he replied “being part of the Cult of 12 is a great experience because I found people who love 12 just as much as I do.” Mario’s words were inspirational and could touch even a brut of a man’s heart, through Mario’s tears of joy came a smile of love for 12.
Peter Wagenbach, who is another leader of the cult of 12, said that “The Cult of 12 isn’t just a club or a thing you do for fun it is a life style.” When he was asked why he is in the cult he responded “it gives oneself the feeling of self worth.” Peter was very insightful and wise, he also knows every number that can add, subtract, multiply, and divide to equal 12.
The Cult of 12 is on a new mission of spreading their love of 12 through out the school. 12 has become a way of life for them and they would be lost without it. If you encounter one of these members, be sure to ask them if you qualify to be recruited, and be sure to practice your 12. Thanks for reading and have a 12rific day.

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